And if YOU have even half a brain… you’ll read and heed this urgent warning – and make damn sure you’re prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse.
All evidence–and by evidence, we mean “movies”—suggests that at some point in the very near future, there will be an outbreak of infection on a massive scale.
This sickness will be characterized by fever, internal hemorrhaging, and extreme weakness. All cases will prove to be fatal; but that’s not the worst part…
Evidence shows that the threat from this great epidemic is not just death, but undeath–in other words, those who die from this disease will rise shortly after with an insatiable taste for flesh, blood, and braaaaaains.
Otherwise you simply will not survive! Or, even worse, you’ll join their ranks as a zombie – for eternity, or until someone who is actually prepared bashes your zombie-skull in.
The zombie workout is the one and only workout specifically designed to help you survive and thrive during the coming zombie apocalypse – duh!
Seriously though, this kick ass program is designed with the most cutting-edge training principles in mind. Not only will it help with accelerated fat loss, but it also is a great conditioning program.
You can outrun them, outmaneuver them, outfight them. You’ll have the requisite strength to toss them around, or bash their brain-eating skulls in!
Worst case scenario, you complete this program and there isn’t a zombie apocalypse, you’re still in great shape. Well, actually, that’s probably the best case scenario.
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